Frank
Frank prefers "Frank" and the added "Tank'N'$tein". He's particular like that. The stoic thinker. He excels at silent judgment and legendary deep-sleep symphonies. He once ignored a loud ink station buzzer without twitching a muscle. He was chosen for his unique talent of hogging nearly every inch of a king-size mattress comfortably, with his binky in his mouth and cartoons on.
Meet the two
handsome freeloaders!
The heart and soul of Wrinkles N Jowls. We believe every wrinkle tells a story and every jowl holds a world of wisdom. Get to know the faces behind the folds.
Rambo
You might know Rambo by his other name — Mycheesymo — but he answers to both, especially if snacks (or his momma is calling him) are involved. The loose cannon. A heavy ball of energy and velocity. Famous for sprinting bursts that ignore gravity and an odd habit of stealing only left-side footwear. He was hired for protection, and can offer a delightful greeting of cussing out anyone carrying a parcel to our door.
This is our mom!
Our mom is Ms. Dee.
She is a collective owner and technician at Trilllogy Tattoo & Piercing in Oakland, CA, — which means she spends her days making people look cool.
She's also the creative behind Fraulein Hausmannin — her corsetry art, body modification artistry, and wearable craftsmanship that she's been building for years.....while we spend our days destroying things at home. Seems fair.,
She does a lot. And then she comes home and cleans our face wrinkles, which honestly might be her most important work.
This site started because she takes approximately 4,000 photos of us per week and needed somewhere to put them. We support this....and she threatened that she wont pay our health insurance unless we got jobs.
When she's not at the shop, she's with us — which is exactly how it should be. She feeds us, cleans our wrinkles, buys us toys we immediately destroy, and lets us take up the entire couch. In return, we provide emotional support, snoring, and the occasional drool puddle.
We're not sure what she'd do without us. Probably get a lot more sleep.
— Frank & Rambo 🐾